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I could vaguely make out my girlfriend running over. I think she was trying to check my pulse. Apparently I'd been stabbed twice. One near the bottom of my ribcage and the other in my side. I was bleeding heavily and my girlfriend was crying. I tried to tell her it was okay, but it came out garbled.



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I felt, cold. And like I was observing everything from a distance. I was dying. Everything went black and I felt at peace. Like nothing could touch me. I settled back into my body and I was in the hospital. Apparently it was a miracle I'd survived. Apparently if the ambulance hadn't gotten there at the time they did I wouldn't have made it.

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I have a story about a certain Ford dealership in my home town. I took my car to them for a service, and had the car back with a clean bill of health, new oil, and new brake pads front and back. About three weeks later it was pointed out that I was missing a wheel stud, so I phoned my car management company and they book me back in to the dealership who didn’t torque up/replace the wheel stud in the first place.

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A week later I’m now at the dealership waiting for my car, please bear in mind that on this day it’s -5℃ outside, as this is important to the mechanic’s diagnosis. After about and hour and a half I’m wondering what on earth is taking so long with replacing a wheel nut, so I ask the girl at the service desk.

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 She replies that the management company haven’t given the go ahead for the work to be carried out yet. So I call the management company and discover that they are not giving the go ahead for the “additional” work the dealership has “discovered”, not just the wheel stud.

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So on enquiring further, I discover that the rear number plate lamps weren’t working and that the rear washer also wasn’t working. Now, this is a complete surprise, since the night before both were working very well (and the number plate lamps were on when I entered the boot just that morning!).
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 So now they have to order and fit two new parts, a lighting loom, and rear washer pipework (I’m also wondering why they’ve given my car the once over when they’re meant to be replacing a wheel stud)! So realising that I’m having the piss taken out of me I let all hell break loose on the service department. 

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I tell them in no uncertain terms that there is nothing wrong with the rear number plate lamps as I had seen them working that morning, and that the reason why there was no water coming from the washer was because it’s -5℃ outside and it’s frozen…

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The dealer phoned me a while later asking if I’d recommend them and how the service was, I informed them of their “mistakes” and pointed out that I had told the vehicle management company to remove them from their list of garages since they touted for unnecessary work. It seems they’re still playing their old games as a friend of mine had a similar experience just a month or two ago, but as an ex cop and mechanic himself, he too, put them in their place. 

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I didn’t have a gun on my person at the time, but I’m sure that they stopped only because I yelled and caused them to assume that I was armed at that moment. I didn’t have anything other than my cane and a knife, and if they had pushed through the door, I’d be dead today. Since that time, I’ve been almost constantly armed at home.

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After I yelled, I ran to my room and got a revolver. I kept the revolver in my hand until the sheriff’s captain arrived. The intruders had opened my enclosed front porch door. The door was standing open when the sheriff’s captain arrived. 

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When he shouted into the house, I identified myself as the homeowner and asked whether he could see intruders in the porch area. He said that he couldn’t, so I put my revolver on the floor inside the house and stepped onto the porch with my hands up. He and a backup sergeant from the local town came into my porch area.
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