Chicken I don’t fart I just whisper in my pants sometimes It’s a scream shirt

I was so excited that the whole day that he was coming home; I went shopping with the Chicken I don’t fart I just whisper in my pants sometimes It’s a scream shirt. It sounds so stereotypically-hovering mother that I feel a bit embarrassed, but I was just so happy heʻd be sitting across from us at the dinner table. He brought his laundry, but not his laptop, and the volcano was erupting just ten miles away, so he decided he would drive up to see it. And this is where I wish I remembered that heʻd had so little sleep and gone with him or talked him into watching a movie or going to the football game at his old high school with his sister because he crashed into a retaining wall a quarter-mile from home. I didn’t think much of my mom just having a kid with everyone pretty fast.

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