Christmas Oh balls sweater

So, this morning when my evil genius found her door to Christmas Oh balls sweater, I doubt she hesitated. More than likely the smell of freedom sent her into a frenzy and she hauled ass as fast as her bare feet and pull-up would let her. Mind, I’m sleeping the blissful, untroubled sleep of a parent wrapped in the assurance that they are smarter, faster and more clever than their children. She made it out to the sidewalk and started down the street wearing nothing but her diaper and a smile, looking for something awesome. She made it past 3 houses, sees this creepy old dude who mom actively avoids, and decides she’s going to figure out what his deal is. She marched across his yard, right up to where he was sitting on his porch and introduced herself.

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