Straight outta shape but heifer I’m tryin’ shirt

She woke up in a tirade the Straight outta shape but heifer I’m tryin’ shirt and declared that we were leaving. She refused to be treated this way any longer and she wasn’t subjecting her son to such abuse either. She told me to get in the truck or she was leaving without me. I apologetically followed her to the door, hugged her parent’s goodbye, and told them that I would keep working on her. I drove because she was far too emotionally overwrought to keep her eyes on the road. She spent the first hour of the ride just venomously bitching about her parents and she refused to hear anything remotely approaching rationality with regard to anything that had occurred on our visit. It was starting to dawn on me that she was, perhaps, not entirely sane.

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