I’m retired going cruising is my Job shirt

I sat looking at my phone for only a I’m retired going cruising is my Job shirt, and his belt and pants were completely undone and his underwear but thank the lord nothing else was in open view. Speaking frantically he says he just came back from the bathroom like that and laughs “What’s wrong with me, right?” I panicked, my face and my insides froze. I immediately dropped my gaze back to my phone and tried like hell to pretend this wasn’t really happening. I had no idea what to do. He quickly buckled his pants and belt back up then sat down at the table again and tried to make awkward conversation the rest of his break asking things like if I like wine and how he likes to drink.

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