When I dunk my cookies in my milk I think of you shirt

When I dunk my cookies in my milk I think of you shirt, each with a bathroom. One day I left for work while my roommate was in the shared living room. I got to my car and realized that I had forgotten my lunch and went back up for it. When I opened the door I saw one of the grossest things I’ve ever walked in on. My roommate had taken the cardboard from a toilet paper roll, lined it with a plastic bag, filled it with Vaseline and tucked it in between the chair cushion and the chair. Imagine his humiliation and my disgust when I opened the door and this creep was going to town on this chair. I made him buy the chair from me and put it in his room. I saved my tp cardboard tubes for him and gave them to him, along with a box of baggies and a jar of petroleum jelly, for his next birthday.

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